Remember how Justin Bieber wanted to fight Tom Cruise despite Cruise being 31 years his senior and a tiny manlet? Yeah, he’s a giant douche and Tom Cruise would beat his ass even if he is only four feet tall. He has to impress Zaddy Miscavige, after all.

Well, Bieber isn’t the only person calling out much older celebrities for an MMA fight. Brent Spiner, who played Commander Data on Star Trek: The Next Generation, couldn’t quite find a celebrity with the same age gap, but he did send out a challenge to 93-year-old Dame Angela Lansbury, most famous for Murder, She Wrote, that show your mom watches about the old lady who solves murders.

I would like to challenge Angela Lansbury to fight me in the octagon! If you back down, Angela, you are scared. And everyone will know it! Who will put up the money for this?!!!

— Brent Spiner (@BrentSpiner) June 10, 2019

I mean, I would watch that fight. My money is on Dame Angela, by the way. Data’s biggest tough guy moment was petting a cat, Jessica Fletcher lived in what has to be the per-capita murder capital of the entire world. Seriously, Cabot Cove is a small, sleepy town in Maine like Stars’ Hollow on Gilmore Girls. But they did 264 episodes of Murder, She Wrote, which means once a week there’s a dead body in the town square of a Thomas Kinkade painting and no one really bats an eye.

Luckily for Spiner, he’s not going to have to come to blows with Miss Marple Jessica Fletcher anytime soon, not on Dick Van Dyke’s watch at any rate. The entire exchange is hilarious.

I will defend the honor of Dame Lansbury for free!! The pier at the sundown!! Be there, if you dare!!

— Dick Van Dyke (@iammrvandy) June 10, 2019

I give up!

— Brent Spiner (@BrentSpiner) June 10, 2019

Brent Spine-less!!!

— Dick Van Dyke (@iammrvandy) June 10, 2019

Don’t force me to make puns about your name, Dick!

— Brent Spiner (@BrentSpiner) June 10, 2019

Uncle!!!!! 🏳 🏳 🏳

— Dick Van Dyke (@iammrvandy) June 11, 2019


— Brent Spiner (@BrentSpiner) June 11, 2019

Yo Mama?

— Dick Van Dyke (@iammrvandy) June 11, 2019

These guys are national treasures. It’s a shame they’re a million years old so they’ll die soon and Justin Bieber will probably live long enough to become immortal.

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Author : Eric Karnes

Publish date : 2019-06-12 05:28:16